I’m truly sorry, but I have faith that you will accept my apology given the lovely person you are. My beloved, you are aware of how much I cherish and care for you. I have included a photo for you.

I can’t wait to embrace you once more.

your devoted spouse.

P.S Your girlfriend called you”

It’s safe to assume that after reading the final phrase, the spouse was not overly unhappy about his car. He probably would have resembled the man in the image below.

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