At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home – and left the cat there.

Hours later, the man called home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?”

“Yes”, the wife replied, “why do you ask?”

Frustrated, the man answered, “Put that son of a b*tch on the phone, I’m lost and need directions!”