Let’s face it — farting is completely normal, but when it happens in public, it can be a little embarrassing.
If you feel one coming on and want to handle it smoothly, here are some clever ways to pass gas without drawing attention:
1. Pick the Right Moment
Use background noise to your advantage: a cough, laughter, loud conversation, or even traffic can cover the sound.
If possible, stand near something consistently noisy — like a fan, air conditioner, or speaker.
2. Control the Release
Never push it out forcefully — letting it slip out slowly is far less noticeable.
If standing, shift your weight or bend one knee slightly to relax your muscles and lower the pressure.
If sitting, lean a little to one side to give it a quiet exit.
3. Handle the Smell
When you feel gas building, move away from crowded or confined areas.
Excuse yourself to a hallway, restroom, or step outdoors if you can.
Keep something with a light scent — like hand sanitizer, lotion, or mint gum — to cover odors if needed.
4. Stay Cool
The biggest giveaway is acting guilty. Stay calm and carry on as if nothing happened.
If someone does notice a smell, don’t panic — most people won’t point fingers, and it usually passes quickly.
Tips to Prevent Urgent Situations
• Avoid foods that commonly cause gas (beans, sodas, broccoli, etc.) before important events.
• Head to the bathroom early if you already feel gassy.
• Drink water and move around — it helps release trapped gas sooner and in private.
• Don’t hold it in for too long, as that only leads to bloating and discomfort.
• Never blame someone else or make jokes — it usually makes things more obvious.
Everyone farts. The trick is doing it quietly and without fuss. With the right timing and a little subtlety, you can master this everyday life skill.